Another triumph of the rule of law that I cannot forbear to report: a 75-year old woman has been sentenced to 40 lashes because two unrelated men were found in her house.
Finally someone is taking a stand against these lustful old harlots. I have always been appalled by their wanton and licentious behaviour, and my hair positively stands on end at the thought of this wicked, wicked woman being in the same room with two males who are not members of her family. I am quite sure that the Almighty will be delighted at the prospect of seeing her punished in this manner, which will probably be the death of her. After all, she thoroughly deserves it. Hurrah for Saudi justice, the last beacon of decent moral order in a corrupt world.
