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  • Oswald didn't do it

    For a course I've designed on 'politics and visual culture' I've been trying to catch up on my political movies. I've watched films by Sergei Eisenstein and Leni Riefenstahl, and the latest was by Oliver Stone. JFK left me absolutely convinced that there was a conspiracy to kill the President and that Lee Harvey Oswald (played very well by Gary Oldman) was a 'patsy', as he put it.

    If even a fraction of Stone's narrative is correct then it is very worrying indeed. Here are some, though by no means all, of the claims it contains. With regard to Lee Harvey Oswald (LHO) himself, he was an army officer who had visited Russia, defected, then returned to the USA with a Russian wife. It was, to say the least, hard to arrange this during the cold war era of the 1960s unless one had official connections.

    Nitrate tests on LHO suggested he had not fired a rifle on the day of the assassination, and testing on the supposed assassination weapon (the rifle left in the book depository on the 6th floor) was not carried out on the day of the shooting. Stone's narrative suggests that there were 3 separate teams of gunmen so that a triangular crossfire could be constructed around the motorcade, and that LHO did not belong to them; in fact, he had tried to warn of the plot and was deliberately ignored.

    Witnesses to the Warren commission that officially endorsed the theory LHO had been acting alone and had fired only 3 shots claimed their statements had been altered. The actual shot LHO was supposed to have made was almost impossible to achieve and he would have had to fire 3 times in less than 6 seconds, a rate which made accuracy almost superhuman. A far easier shot was available from another window looking onto the street the motorcade came down before turning into Elm St but Elm St allowed a crossfire to be set up.

    Several witnesses in otherwise good health died suddenly in the course of Garrison's investigation. Garrison was told by a former chief of special ops that he was posted to the South Pole with no warning while working on JFK's plan to withdraw from Vietnam by the end of 1965. He was on the way back in New Zealand when he heard of the killing but newspapers there already had full details of LHO's role before he had even been charged in Dallas. Had he been in the USA he would have had charge of JFK's security, which was inexplicably absent from the scene on the day of the shooting. The entire USA cabinet was also abroad and phones in Washington went down for about an hour at the time of the assassination.

    JFK's body was then illegally moved from Texas to Washington for an autopsy attended by senior military officers who would not normally be present and who intimidated the medical personnel. The autopsy did not dissect the track of the bullet that would indicate the direction from which he had been shot, and his brain also later disappeared. Johnson ordered the limo in which he had been travelling to be washed and the clothes of others in the car to be sent to the cleaners. Untraced alleged secret service agents and railroad hobos were spotted and photographed at the scene but never subsequently identifiedl; the hobos were arrested but released without charge and no notes were kept.

    Nor were any notes kept of the interviews with LHO himself after his arrest. No-one saw LHO on the 6th floor (though he was seen on the second), and he was in no hurry when he left presumably after he heard of the shooting. The circumstances of his arrest at a movie theatre were also suspicious; his behaviour suggests he was attending a pre-arranged meeting and that the authorities thus knew where he would be.

    Garrison's prosecution of Clay Shaw failed, but it did emerge in 1979 that he had in fact been a CIA agent. In 1979 a Congressional investigation did find a probably conspiracy and recommended that the Justice Department pursue the findings but nothing was ever done. Stone's film, however, did pesuade Congress to order a review of the files in 1992. Stone's ultimate suggestion is that the financial losses that would have resulted from JFK's decision to end the war were the ultimate reason for his death. That is, the military, the intelligence community, and the arms industry colluded to have him killed in the knowledge that Johnson, who took over, was far more receptive to the idea of continuing the war. So far, no-one has disproved this theory.

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    Apparently, there is a documentary on the theme of 'What's Wrong With JFK' which is a three-hour deconstruction of the theories about the assassination put forward in Stone's film. For anyone as impressed with the movie as I was, this should also be a must-see. I'm told it's repeated on the History Channel or similar sometimes...

  • 10 Personal Heroes

    Clearly I'm going through a lists phase. What prompts this one is that whenever I heard questions like 'who do you most admire' or 'who's your hero?' I always found them impossible to answer. There are so many amazing human beings to choose from, after all. But if I had to compose a list from the twentieth century that reflected personal prejudice it might look something like this. Entries are in no particular order; just as they occurred to me. My historical list would probably be completely different, but that's another story.

    1. Mikhail Bulgakov, Russian novelist, for writing The Master and Margarita.

    2. Morihei Ueshiba, Japanese martial artist, for founding the art of aikido.

    3. Nick Cave, Australian musician, for taking rock in directions no-one else has.

    4. Philippe Petit, French wire-walker, for performing on a wire 450m up between the twin towers with no safety gear.

    5. Joern Utzon, Danish architect, for designing the Sydney Opera House without knowing if it could be built.

    6. George Lucas, American film director, for the first Star Wars movie. Shame about the new ones.

    7. Pablo Picasso, Spanish artist, for (repeatedly) revolutionizing painting.

    8. Stan Lee, American comic-book writer, for creating the Amazing Spider-man.

    9. Eric Cantona, French footballer, for that first title win in 26 years.

    10. Michael Oakeshott, English philosopher, for writing that spurs you to think for yourself.

  • 31 Great Free Windows Tools

    There are loads of these types of posts on the net, but what the hell, here's mine. It's not particularly technical; if you run Linux or OSX or whatever, bully for you. These are just some suggestions for the average user who would like to make Windows (in particular XP) more liveable. In its favour, it is based on many years (c.10) of living with Windows, from when I was still on 3.1 at work and Win98 at home. I've tried them all and they all work well for me.

    If you're interested in trying any of the apps I mention below, Google, as they say, is your friend when it comes to download links; I may fill them in later if I get time. Many of these apps also have pro versions that are paid-for, but the basic versions have all the essential functionality you need. Of course, there are also plenty of alternatives; these are just the ones that work for me. Again, if you're happier with something else, lovely; this is for anyone who might not know about the options.

    1. Open Office. If you haven't tried this, and for any reason you want an alternative to Microsoft Office, you really should. It's a complete Office suite (word processing, spreadsheets, presentations, and more) and it's totally free. It's just reached version 3.0 so it's increasingly mature, and although it isn't as slick as Office 2007 (which tempted me back to Microsoft after a couple of quite happy years as an Oo user), it's the next best thing, and will save all your documents in Microsoft-compatible formats (.doc, .xls, .ppt, etc.)

    2. VLC. Video Lan Client is a very flexible free media player that can work over networks or just on your PC.

    3. TVersity. A media server that will send your music and video files over your home network to a variety of devices including your Playstation 3 and your Xbox 360, but will also work with mobile devices for remote access.

    4. Logmein. Remote access to your PC over the web from anywhere.

    5. Winamp. A very full-featured audio player that will deal with your iPod or other mp3 player, rip CDs to mp3, and can also do video, internet radio, is fully skinnable, etc.

    6. Zone Alarm. A software firewall that gives you much more control over what applications are connecting in from and out to the internet than the default Windows option.

    7. AVG anti-virus. Not the only free AV client out there, and it has returned a few false positives in the last 12 months, but they get fixed extremely quickly (< 24 hours) and it is updated more or less daily.

    8. Free Commander. A replacement for Windows Explorer as a file manager. I really couldn't live without it.

    9. Alt-tab replacement. If you use this key combo to switch between open applications (as you should, as it's really far quicker than reaching for the mouse and clicking) this makes the experience far more enlightening; you get a thumbnail of the window you're switching to. Actually one of Microsoft's powertoys.

    10. FastStone image viewer. A great free image manager if you have lots of digital photographs etc. It has basic editing functionality as well, though if you want something more fully featured, try The Gimp, a good imitation of photoshop and also free.

    11. Bulk Rename Utility. If you manage lots of files and want to change default names, extensions, etc., this is a godsend; it can save you literally hours of work.

    12. Firefox. A great replacement for Internet Explorer as your web browser from the Mozilla foundation. Hard to believe anyone doesn't already know about it as like Oo it also at 3.0 but if you haven't heard of it, give it a try; there are lots of free extensions for it. It's what I'm typing in right now.

    13. Thunderbird. The email client from the Mozilla foundation and a good replacement for Windows Mail/Outlook Express. I've been on it for about 5 years and I'm still going strong.

    14. MozBackup. As the name suggests, a backup tool for your web and email settings. Save them somewhere save and never lose your crucial stuff again.

    15. CCleaner. A system maintenance utility that will safely delete unused files and keep the Windows registry in good order, as well as much else besides.

    16. SharpReader. An aggregator for RSS news feeds. Subscribe to feeds from different sites and centralise your news reading.

    17. µTorrent. A bittorrent client. There are many, but this one seems to support the most features.

    18. Google Earth. Google make a lot of great software in addition to their search engine - their desktop search is very handy, and Chrome is also a neat browser - but if I had to pick one thing that they do, it would be this satellite-image based mapping software.

    19. Skype. Not exactly free if you want to make calls to landlines, but PC to PC is free, plus it's a good chat client. I actually do use it for calls overseas as its so cheap - and the call quality seems to be improving.

    20. mp3tag. Very useful if you have a collection of mp3 audio files that you are struggling to keep in order.

    21. CD art display. An add-on for winamp that will show the cover art of the CD you are now playing if you have it saved on your computer, or will search for it if you don't.

    22. AT Notes. Now no longer in development, but a nice free yellow sticky notes application nevertheless.

    23. Winkey. Ditto - was made by Copernic, and makes the Windows key on your keyboard actually useful (I set Winkey + X for my file manager ['explorer'], Winkey + W for Word, etc.]

    24. TClockX. Again, maybe now a bit hard to find, but a very good clock extension with popup calendar for WinXp. Works best if you use the Win98 style gui, which I do.

    25. FLV player. For viewing flash videos downloaded from the web and stored locally on your PC.

    26. Daemon tools. The best emulator for CD and DVD rom drives; allows you to mount images and for your computer to think you've inserted physical media.

    27. Teracopy. A far superior tool for file copying to the one built in to Windows.

    28. Unlocker. For when Windows explorer won't let go even when you've told it to.

    29. Quick SFV. A tool for verifying the integrity of downloaded files that include an .sfv file.

    30. CD Display. Not to be confused with CD art display. This is for reading comic books (in .cbz or .cbr format) on your PC.

    31. Secunia PSI. A 'personal software inspector' that makes sure all your applications are up to date and gives you download links to any needed updates. A very handy security tool that forms an essential complete to Windows/Microsoft updates.

    Now go and try some of them out. You might only be interested in a few of them but they are all good!

  • Hell Explained

    I can't take any credit for the following: it was forwarded to me by a colleague at work. But I thought it was so good that I just had to post it and give it more permanent form.

    "The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.

    The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

    Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

    Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

    One student, however, wrote the following:

    First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

    As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

    With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

    This gives two possibilities:

    1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

    2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

    So which is it?

    If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

    The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

    THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY 'A'"

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